willyumbeckett:

one time this guy in my class drew a penis on the blackboard with a permanent marker and continued the drawing with an erasable marker and made it to be a cat and my english teacher wanted to write on the blackboard so she tried to erase the drawing and the cat went away and all that was left was a penis and we all cried laughing and she just sighed and said “its so small”


The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

waiting-for-the-tardis:

geeky-gallifreyan:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

i looked up ‘geese not acting as they should’ and

wait why the fuck would you look that up anyway

i think the question here is

why the fuck wouldn’t i look that up

bluekulele:

stankind:

dynoisthename:

downtodada:

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

OMG LOL

OH MY GOD DO YOU TRY

(Source: daftpunkisback)