one time this guy in my class drew a penis on the blackboard with a permanent marker and continued the drawing with an erasable marker and made it to be a cat and my english teacher wanted to write on the blackboard so she tried to erase the drawing and the cat went away and all that was left was a penis and we all cried laughing and she just sighed and said “its so small”
The greatest scene in all animated movie history.
i looked up ‘geese not acting as they should’ and
wait why the fuck would you look that up anyway
i think the question here is
why the fuck wouldn’t i look that up
I dressed up yesterday like this
but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!
Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.
I tried.
OMG LOL
OH MY GOD DO YOU TRY
(Source: daftpunkisback)






